Thursday, 25 September 2014

Adam's Apple

Albeit I was great at table tennis, I was never great at the genuine full-scale sport. As rich and smooth as I may appear when endeavoring to strike the tennis ball, I found that, for me no less than, tennis ought to be played vertically as opposed to on the ground's surface. I couldn't care less on the off chance that they need to string somebody up and hang them from a window. I simply can't have the capacity to swat the ball in a decent bend over the net.

One of the children who played tennis back in the States passed by the name of Tom (albeit I think it was Bob yet Tom is simply less demanding to sort). He was extraordinarily short and distinct difference, a glaring difference to my prolonged and thin being. I was positive he was desirous, particularly that he was the person who called me Sarah's young buck.

I later found he really liked her.

At any rate, I played with the school's group despite the fact that I was not enlisted at the school nor did I even pay the coaches for their valiant endeavors to smother their urge to swat my head out of court. I got in light of the fact that "Sarah said as much" and it was the first run through Americans received acquainted with the expression "wasta" (as an exchange however I needed to give them a chance to utilize my father's cell telephone to call their mates).

That day we were playing twofold group. Me and Sarah against Tom and Melissa. They looked preposterous as Melissa was twice as tall as Tom. She wore a loathsome pink skirt and shirt while I wore white shorts and a white shirt( (both of which wound up being transparent). Being "the man" (Lol) I needed to serve the ball.

It took 4 balls on the pine tree until I hit the nail on the head. Two balls were practically mine.

In any case…

He didn't take it daintily.

As the diversion advanced I let Sarah take the shots, unless I truly needed to or on the off chance that I needed to draw off an extraordinary move. They were my mark moves that sent the ball speeding through the interminable vertical as Tom and Melissa madly attempted to squint and see where the damnation the ball is, just to be blinded by the sun and miss the ball totally and we score. They called it deceiving, however hey, there are no "outs" in tennis for the vertical shots. Isn't that so? The shots all stayed in the rectangular even edge.

Tom felt fomented by my shots, coupled with the way that I was playing with Sarah (and, as I was behind her, I got to see her butt and legs and she moved, which, if any of you know me, presumably was not the situation). My last two serves hit both Tom and Melissa and anybody viewing would swear I was destined to be a tennis ball expert marksman.

At the point when the amusement finished, Tom was blazing red and warming. Melissa was completely apathetic as she thought we were all irrelevant to play against in any case. Truly, she was the best in school. Yet not adequate to stay away from my shots hitting her midriff.

As was standard, we needed to "shake hands" with the other group.

At that point it happened.


He needed to correct his requital.

I didn't see it advancing.

He served a ball.

At 3 meters away.

Also it hit my throat.

My Adam's Apple went inside altogether and after that lump out and tripled its size (now everybody knows why I can draw off a lift development with it). I was exhausted and very nearly blacked out. I enjoyed the consideration however, everybody was around me verifying I was okay (interesting however nobody tried to do something besides inquiring as to whether I was okay, and I needed to waste my breaths on noting them).

Gleaming with joy and satisfaction over his triumphant reprisal. He thought he had everything now. My voice got always scarred (this is likewise why I sound like a smoking goat) and I would never have the capacity to charm Sarah until the end of time.

He had everything, he thought.

Until Sarah's tennis racket flame broiled into his face

Thursday, 28 February 2013


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Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Reign of Ignorance

Enough is ENOUGH. I have HAD it with all those ridiculous emails preaching to us Muslims about how vile everything in the world is.

First off was the big propaganda that lasted for years, with all the fish with the word Allah on them. Then came the "miracle trees" where the trunks were so miraculously arranged to spell "la ilaha illa Allah".


The most famous fish second only to Nemo

And DON'T get me started on the photo of the ape-woman who supposedly became disfigured because she stepped angrily on the Quran after she saw her mom read it. IT WAS A SCULPTURE.

And YEARS ago in KSA there was the story of the one-eyed man who was sighted somewhere in the desert and everyone went into fits that year that Armageddon was near.

I cannot grasp as to why people are doing this. I hope the author reads this post and he/she/IT goes to commit suicide because he/she/IT has dishonored an entire religion and is a disgrace to HUMANITY to be so utterly stupid beyond Einstein's understanding to be able to come up with something as RETARDED as that email.

The recent trend is in the popular videogame God of War II, which Hamza already blogged about. It got banned from KSA and the email is spreading now universally. The email states the following (in translation):

The game has our Lord Allah the Almighty, incarnated as a bird where he battles the main character and casts him into hell. Then the character escapes hell and rides on a horse with wings to go battle Allah... and please forgive me for I cannot complete the text, for I am bewildered and I fear that the earth would open up and devour me for such blasphemy.


If you had any, ANY time OUTSIDE your house and little minuscule bubble you would have KNOWN about a topic called GREEK MYTHOLOGY. The BIRD was Athena (read the part where it states she is a bird goddess) and the HORSE was Pegasus! YOU IDIOT!

Please people stop ruining our religion OR ANY OTHER RELIGION or HUMANITY and INTELLIGENCE with this... UGH! Do your homework and think of the effect you are having on you and society as a whole!

And if you were a bored 7 year old, I sincerely hope get bullied and be scarred for life! You stupid pathetic MORON.

Me no kill your god. Me only 3D polygon. You ruin me image. Me no like you. You dead.

Sigh.. I need to punch someone. Or simply remove out their eyeball like this:

Easy on my glasses! They're Police Genuine!